Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Someone shit on the floor
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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