After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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