if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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