i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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