I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize