xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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