You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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