singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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