Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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