That's intense
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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