he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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