and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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