Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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