I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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