We won't sleep together?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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