turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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