Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
