Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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