Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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