Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
oh god the rape fog is back!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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