We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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