NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
