she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I got inside last night via doggy door
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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