thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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