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say what?
wanna hang out?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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