I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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