fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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