Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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