Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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