this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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