Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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