i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
