that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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