there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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