So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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