Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
