How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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