Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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