Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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