If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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