please come you make the beer taste better
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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