So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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