you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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