So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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