Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Everyone says I win the strip club
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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