This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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