What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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