i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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