I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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