Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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