went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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