So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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