ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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