They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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