Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You were trust falling into bushes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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