i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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