We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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