Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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